THE LADY AND THE PARROT – HUMOR

Call a spade a spade.

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A lady walked into a pet,demanding for a parrot.                                                                                    The owner: “we have two kinds: one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself !”      “i think i’ll like the one that thinks for itself !”,replied the lady.The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot. ” How do i look?’,asked the lady. ” Like a prostitute !” replied the parrot. ” This parrot is rude: I won’t buy it”,said the lady. Please give me a moment!”,replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot:…

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