Kourtney whored him out. Honey, don’t make a vow you can’t keep. Let me know when your done sleeping with everyone; then it will be too late.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we impulse buy a first class ticket to Nice, take a train to Cannes, crash the red carpet, and scream compliments at Cate Blanchett until we are thrown into the sea by her bodyguards. Today, Justin dumped Jen after a 990-day engagement, Kylie is still pregnant, Kourtney is mad at Scott for sleeping with her sisters, and Brad Pitt is bisexual.