That “sex” injury.

Yeah, so I can’t do gymnastics and Shannon & Chris can. I’m used to landing on my back & knocking my breath out. Yeah, give me a minute. Didn’t we find an empty gym in college? What’s ice hockey for, laying on the ice…at least it numbs. I don’t know tell them we’re having sex. What’s a kiss between friends?
Well, fucking learn to play; I called my dad’s old friends.

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