At 13 you call kids drug addicts for drinking soda.
At 15, their cute clothes make them prostitutes.
At 17, they should get married. Yeah…NO!
At 18, they hate everyone. Thank god they are “legal adults without wrinkles”
At 21, they’re alcoholics for having a beer after work.
23-30ish great. Fuck you, we travelled the world.
32, back at it with “psychology”; since you have grandkids and they have a ” happy marriage “. And no, none of us are getting divorced because your fucked up 19 year old got ” married because she was pregnant “.
At 35, we are all ” joint chief of staffs”; enough of us to kill all of you against a decent life, fun, cute clothes, and a great life